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The Biography Of Curtis Johnson, Photographer
As told by an Amish Man
If I, Habbakuk Johansen, believed in photography I would hire Curtis johnson for all my photographic needs.
I would ask him to take pictures of me doing chores. Naked. Churning butter, raising barns, pitching hay, all crazy-ass naked. I would then ask him to put his manly arms around me and sweep me away from the simple life of conservative sin free living. He would take me deep within the metallic structures of man's arrogance. There I would indulge in the devil's drink, swagger in a drunken stupor, belt out profanity's whilst picking fights with discotecque patrons.
If I believed in photography that is.
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Clients
- AT&T
- Syngenta
- Fifth Third Bank
- Minnesota Twins
- Fiserv
- H&R Block
- Marvin Windows
- Subaru
- Sun Country Airlines
- Fujitsu
- Minute Clinic
- Time Warner
- Hormel
- 3M
- Pfizer
- imation
- United Sugars
- Quit Plan
- Buffalo Wild Wings
Awards
- 2008Archive 200 Best
- 2007Communication Arts
- 2007Graphis
- 2002Kelly
- 2001One Show
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- ASMP